SPecial Announcement Message
(As the week goes on, I'll likely have resent this to you at least once via various means. It's just one of those things I do when I've got a book to promote.)

If you are reading this SPecial Announcement Message, it's because I want to extend a special offer just to you and a couple thousand other close, personal friends of mine. My newest novel, Hellbound Snowballs, has just been released. And by that I mean it won't be out for a couple of weeks, but you can have one before anyone else. Even better, you can have a signed copy before anyone else. Signed copies are available over at RobCallahan.com for the same price as a crappy unsigned copy from some other place that doesn't love you like I do.

I'm doing this solely for you. All those other readers mean nothing to me. You're the only one for whom I want to sign a book. In fact, I've never even signed a book before. I've been saving myself just for you, so please let me sign you a book. I've heard if writers don't get to sign books, they could die. I have an above average signature and I'll still respect you in the epilogue. I'll beg if I have to.