robcallahan (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} robcallahan) wrote,@ 2007-08-19 08:03:00 |
|
140 Daily Characters of Insight, Observation and Admission
Join me at http://twitter.com/robcallahan and every day I will write a brief, new string of words especially for you. That's right. I'm doing this just for you. All those other people reading my texts mean nothing to me. You're the meaning in my life. You're the inspiration, if you will...
"The 1st time he saw Farscape, he was outraged by how blatantly the show had stolen its cuss words from the blogosphere. Was nothing sacred!?"
"Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. Imagine if killing kittens was your fetish. You would be the luckiest jerk in the whole world."
"Mental Note: Next time postpone the Dr. Who convention, & all preliminary discussions thereof, until the 2nd or 3rd date. At the very least."
"They watched with remorse as the sky came down, and lamented their treatment of Chicken Little, wishing they, too, had been better prepared."
"Years later, golf ball retriever in hand, he returned & slaughtered them all like sand people. Star Wars Grownup was not to be trifled with."
"I thought he meant superconducting quantum interface devices, but the autopsy later revealed his head was actually just filled with squids."
"Combining the dark arts of radio & dentistry I've fine-tuned my fillings to receive your prayers. Yes I'm listening. No you can't have that."
"The Holocaust could've been avoided if, during any of Hitler's early speeches, somebody would have had the foresight to invoke Godwin's Law."
Join me at http://twitter.com/robcallahan and every day I will write a brief, new string of words especially for you. That's right. I'm doing this just for you. All those other people reading my texts mean nothing to me. You're the meaning in my life. You're the inspiration, if you will...
"The 1st time he saw Farscape, he was outraged by how blatantly the show had stolen its cuss words from the blogosphere. Was nothing sacred!?"
"Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. Imagine if killing kittens was your fetish. You would be the luckiest jerk in the whole world."
"Mental Note: Next time postpone the Dr. Who convention, & all preliminary discussions thereof, until the 2nd or 3rd date. At the very least."
"They watched with remorse as the sky came down, and lamented their treatment of Chicken Little, wishing they, too, had been better prepared."
"Years later, golf ball retriever in hand, he returned & slaughtered them all like sand people. Star Wars Grownup was not to be trifled with."
"I thought he meant superconducting quantum interface devices, but the autopsy later revealed his head was actually just filled with squids."
"Combining the dark arts of radio & dentistry I've fine-tuned my fillings to receive your prayers. Yes I'm listening. No you can't have that."
"The Holocaust could've been avoided if, during any of Hitler's early speeches, somebody would have had the foresight to invoke Godwin's Law."
